Thursday, June 10, 2010

daaRi bipotti

mushko gNof
khushko daaRi
bor elo biyebaRi |

biyer kone
murchho gelo
koner maa o gyan haralo |

koner baba
kando dekhe
khur analen dokan theke |

kaamiye dilen
borer mukh
loghu holo koner dukh |

ong bong chong
montro poRe
bonboniye satpak ghure

biye holo
tobu dhondho
bor je ekhon makundo |

koner maa er
chokhe baari
er cheye bhalo nongra daaRi |

bor konete
holona mil
kone dilo dorja-te khil |

tobu asha
roilo bojay
mushko daaRi
druto gojay |

Wednesday, June 9, 2010

Shobare SELAAM!!!

Keu ki jano, sodai keno 'Uloo-Bon'er RAJA..

Shaker tolae dheke rakhe, eelish machh bhaja?

RANIr mathae ashtoprohor achhe balish bandha,

Singhashon ey perek thoke gobeshonar GADHA.

Jano sethaye shordee hole digbaji khaye loke?

Ghorar dim ar sorshe phul, dekhe tara chokhe!

OSTAADera lep muri daye, mathay-ghare..

Dakat kore churi, aar Chor pocket mare.

'Ghush' khan MONTRImoshai, makhoney bheejiye

MODDHYO-Bittyo bichhna paate sirish kagoj diye

Sobhaye keno chyanchae RAJA “amra-tomra” bole?

RANIRr abar gaan-bajna, aankae mon bhole

Singhashoner lorai te naame bhanga botol-seeshi

RAJA – RANI judhhyo kore - "seyana ke beshi"?

Jeetlo RANI, 'duronto' shey, chhutlo train ey chorey.....

Emon keno ghotchhe ta keu bolte pare morey????


[Sukumar Ray er "Bombagorer Raja" dwara atishoy probhabito. Parody-o bola jete pare.]

Friday, June 4, 2010

Poriborton, ba Noy.

Elo Ki Oshomoy'
Mone Shudhu Jaage Bhoy;
Aaj Hotey Ek Borsho Porey
Jodi *Taara* Rajdondo Dhorey,
Shonar Bangla(blog) Jaabey Bhorey
GRASSROOTS er Chhondo-chor-e.

Tolpi-Tolpa Lota-Ghoti Bendhe
Aaj Thekei, Bheeto, Gunchi Prohor.
Shomobeto Powttee Khulbe Na Shedhey;
Chokher Jol'ey Chharbo Amar Shohor.

:'-(

Wednesday, June 2, 2010

total comedy

chhili laal
holi kaalo
motigoti
noy bhalo

mom soil
kibhabe
ek holo
bojhabe?

naam bodoler
pala
suru hobe
bojho thela

jantam
park street
jodi hoy
"kobi peeth"?

kelengkari
hobe suru
hobar aage
bhaago guru!

Tuesday, June 1, 2010

intro dilam

Kobita lekha onko kosha noy
ami culex tobe mosha noy
erokom ekta bhaab korlam
eibhabei gaan dhorlam

aamio kobita likhte eshechhi
matribhasha bhalobeshechhi
oder kabya pore anek heshechhi
amio kobita likhte eshechhi

jodi kaati baaje chhora
jeno mon aadh moraa
jodi kaati bhaalo kaabyo
jeno sheta asrabyo

taai boli mora nyakaa noi
khuki noi, byakaa noi
shoja shapta debo buli
kabya-te kolaakuli

ki shundor introduction-
pore cardiac infarction

Saturday, May 15, 2010

ghoshona

abar ashibo phirey
end sem paash korey
ei blog tay...

kothhao jaben na jeno

Friday, April 16, 2010

cholontika

Ek je chilo meye ,
Raat din kheye kheye
Fulay holo dhol !
Boroi gondogol.

Shundori she oti,
Skin e phote jyoti;
Pechhon bekiye hete chole,
Nyaka nyaka kotha bole.

Taar je onek hyapa,
Basically khyapa,
Pnpc korte thaake...
Deke shonay jaake taake.

Bahari taar dhong,
Sheje ashe shong.
Matching jama, matching dul,
Matching clip e baNdhe chul !

Naam dilam Cholontika
Surname ta Dey.
Seductive chauni je taar,
Ashte thaake dheye...

Boyfriend taar chilo bodh hoy
Kono kaale keu,
Ekhon shuni shob chelerai
Lagchhe peechhe feu.

Cholontika Cholontika,
Ki je koro tumi!
Kanna haashi mishiye rakho;
Pet bhora dushtumi !

Meyera tomar shotru je shob,
Dichhe tomay "Boo";
Ek foo tei uRiye diyo
"Ja ja tora! Shoo!"

Tomay niye likhe dilam
Besh koyekta line;
Raag jodi hoy taate,
Koro amay fine!

Chhora hoite Gyaan'er Chhorachhori

Udaar Chhonde,
Poromaanondey,
Bhaaloy Mondey,
Kaaney Taan De!

Kaan Taanile Ashey Maatha,
Khilli Beliley Aantel Kotha;
Otiboka Poddo
ShNekiya Shoddo,
Poribeshito
Upaadeyo Boddo...

kormoheen ratridin

sokal theke dupur goray
dupur theke sondhe,
boddo boring kochkochani
mishel bhalo monde...

star anondo, tharoor kando
kichui je noy "hot",
kathalikola bangali jaati
upchhe pawre ghot!

shunyosthaan puron

Ore pashan,
Maajhraate korbi ki tui maayer bhasaan?
Moner kotha mone rekhe,
Edik odik dudik dekhe,
Mishti heshe bollam aami,
"Didi, aapni byapok haashan !"
Tao ki shone?
Aponmone je jaar kaaje dubei ache,
Ami i kebol tara guni,
Tatei je hoy mushkil aashan.

Chhora'r Nokhodonto

Merona Baatela,
Podyer Thela
Jodi Na Shamlecho...
Dhore Naao Jhulecho.
Metre'er Shaape,
Kobitter Khaape
Bujhe Niyo Tumi Oshomoye Dholecho...

Thursday, April 15, 2010

Chhotto jiggasha

Maajhraate poddo
Likhecho ki morecho,
Chhonder jhamelay
Keno tumi porecho?

Kabyojyoti.

Kobi Tumio Nohe Mondo,
Jaano Kothaye Kisher Chhondo,
Ekotha Loiya Nahi Dhondho;
Boktobbo Raakhi, Nohi Ondho.

Aaji Poila,
Ashiteche Pochish;
Jhoribe DADU'r Ojosro Aashish,
Shei Sheeshbaane Hoiya Shikto,
Taaley Chhondey Hoiya Lipto,
Sorbo Nirasha Tyajiya, Rikto,
Kaabyaloke Howo Uddipto.

[And The BONGtruth Shall Set Thee Free.]

kabbyo rohoshhyo

Korchho tumi baajimaat !
Haate tobe melao haat,
Mathar ghaam paaye pheley,
Likhchhi jaate chhondo meley!

Pathar Bhoot'er Protishodh

Chaaliyo na Kotha'r Race,
Jinn Eshey Dhorbey Kesh,
Khola Chul'e,
Beltawla Geley,
Tomaar Ghaam
Chhutbey Besh.

Pathar Jhol'e
Boddo Jhaajh,
Chokher Jol'e
Naaker Jol'e
Makeup Goley
Dhoshbe Shaaj...

gultaani aamdaani

Beltolar belphul
Tai diye baadh re chul
Moumachhite photay hul
Koto re tui maarbi gul...

Bel Brittanto.

Patha'r Jhol Khaina,
Beltawla te Jaaina;
Raate dekhina Aayna
Made in China.

peter itikotha

Jodi khao pathar jhol
Pet e hobe goldogol
Peter byatha kamre dhore;
Bathroom e te line pore

Grishmokaaleen Gaambhirjo.

Shanto Shishto Jishu Khrishto,
Lej-bishishto Honumaan;
Shobaar Uporey Maanush Shotto,
Tahaar Uporey Ceiling Fan!!