Friday, April 16, 2010

cholontika

Ek je chilo meye ,
Raat din kheye kheye
Fulay holo dhol !
Boroi gondogol.

Shundori she oti,
Skin e phote jyoti;
Pechhon bekiye hete chole,
Nyaka nyaka kotha bole.

Taar je onek hyapa,
Basically khyapa,
Pnpc korte thaake...
Deke shonay jaake taake.

Bahari taar dhong,
Sheje ashe shong.
Matching jama, matching dul,
Matching clip e baNdhe chul !

Naam dilam Cholontika
Surname ta Dey.
Seductive chauni je taar,
Ashte thaake dheye...

Boyfriend taar chilo bodh hoy
Kono kaale keu,
Ekhon shuni shob chelerai
Lagchhe peechhe feu.

Cholontika Cholontika,
Ki je koro tumi!
Kanna haashi mishiye rakho;
Pet bhora dushtumi !

Meyera tomar shotru je shob,
Dichhe tomay "Boo";
Ek foo tei uRiye diyo
"Ja ja tora! Shoo!"

Tomay niye likhe dilam
Besh koyekta line;
Raag jodi hoy taate,
Koro amay fine!

Chhora hoite Gyaan'er Chhorachhori

Udaar Chhonde,
Poromaanondey,
Bhaaloy Mondey,
Kaaney Taan De!

Kaan Taanile Ashey Maatha,
Khilli Beliley Aantel Kotha;
Otiboka Poddo
ShNekiya Shoddo,
Poribeshito
Upaadeyo Boddo...

kormoheen ratridin

sokal theke dupur goray
dupur theke sondhe,
boddo boring kochkochani
mishel bhalo monde...

star anondo, tharoor kando
kichui je noy "hot",
kathalikola bangali jaati
upchhe pawre ghot!

shunyosthaan puron

Ore pashan,
Maajhraate korbi ki tui maayer bhasaan?
Moner kotha mone rekhe,
Edik odik dudik dekhe,
Mishti heshe bollam aami,
"Didi, aapni byapok haashan !"
Tao ki shone?
Aponmone je jaar kaaje dubei ache,
Ami i kebol tara guni,
Tatei je hoy mushkil aashan.

Chhora'r Nokhodonto

Merona Baatela,
Podyer Thela
Jodi Na Shamlecho...
Dhore Naao Jhulecho.
Metre'er Shaape,
Kobitter Khaape
Bujhe Niyo Tumi Oshomoye Dholecho...

Thursday, April 15, 2010

Chhotto jiggasha

Maajhraate poddo
Likhecho ki morecho,
Chhonder jhamelay
Keno tumi porecho?

Kabyojyoti.

Kobi Tumio Nohe Mondo,
Jaano Kothaye Kisher Chhondo,
Ekotha Loiya Nahi Dhondho;
Boktobbo Raakhi, Nohi Ondho.

Aaji Poila,
Ashiteche Pochish;
Jhoribe DADU'r Ojosro Aashish,
Shei Sheeshbaane Hoiya Shikto,
Taaley Chhondey Hoiya Lipto,
Sorbo Nirasha Tyajiya, Rikto,
Kaabyaloke Howo Uddipto.

[And The BONGtruth Shall Set Thee Free.]

kabbyo rohoshhyo

Korchho tumi baajimaat !
Haate tobe melao haat,
Mathar ghaam paaye pheley,
Likhchhi jaate chhondo meley!

Pathar Bhoot'er Protishodh

Chaaliyo na Kotha'r Race,
Jinn Eshey Dhorbey Kesh,
Khola Chul'e,
Beltawla Geley,
Tomaar Ghaam
Chhutbey Besh.

Pathar Jhol'e
Boddo Jhaajh,
Chokher Jol'e
Naaker Jol'e
Makeup Goley
Dhoshbe Shaaj...

gultaani aamdaani

Beltolar belphul
Tai diye baadh re chul
Moumachhite photay hul
Koto re tui maarbi gul...

Bel Brittanto.

Patha'r Jhol Khaina,
Beltawla te Jaaina;
Raate dekhina Aayna
Made in China.

peter itikotha

Jodi khao pathar jhol
Pet e hobe goldogol
Peter byatha kamre dhore;
Bathroom e te line pore

Grishmokaaleen Gaambhirjo.

Shanto Shishto Jishu Khrishto,
Lej-bishishto Honumaan;
Shobaar Uporey Maanush Shotto,
Tahaar Uporey Ceiling Fan!!